"The Hole of Horcum is one of the most spectacular features in the National Park – a huge natural amphitheatre 400 feet deep and more than half a mile across. Legends hang easily upon a place known as the 'Devil's Punchbowl' – the best-known says that it was formed when Wade the Giant scooped up a handful of earth to throw at his wife during an argument.
Actually, it was created by a process called spring-sapping, whereby water welling up from the hillside has gradually undermined the slopes above, eating the rocks away grain by grain. Over thousands of years, a once narrow valley has widened and deepened into an enormous cauldron – and the process still continues today."
One half-packet of Brimstone-flavored kool-aid.
Lava from hell.
The souls of the sinful.
Disease to taste.
The excrement of the four horses, also to taste (?).
Some fresh-picked transgressions of the Lord's word.
Furry stuff that burns your eyes, preferably from FA or DA (two-to-three "masterpieces", preferably).
Alcoholism of whatever booze you prefer (I prefer wine from depressed thirteen-year-olds, personally).
A cold heart.
Mix the lava, souls, and kool-aid (or go natural and pick up some from Sodom, and mix with seven cardinal sins, as my mother made it). Now, add in everything else, excluding the addiction and the heart. Instead, mix them in a separate container, and then add. Let cool until the end of days, and boom, you got Apocalypse Punch! [insert screams of the innocent]